VintagexKisses

grandkanye:

I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

driarene:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

OMG

satansbbygirl:

honeybadgerdontgiveashit94:

i can’t believe how accurate this is

This is me ;__;

orgygami:

If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks

sassykat:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

SIMPLE

simply-wizdom:

kaylaisovoxo:

trvst-issves:

ofwillgkta:

THIS IS THE BEST GIF ON THE INTERNET

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

LMAOOO

Lmfao! Thats F’d

ailuroidea:

*** Don’t delete the text blah you’re not that dumb ok ***

I’ve never done anything like this but I thought I’d give it a go. Basically lots of people complain about not having anyone to talk to or not fitting in on Tumblr and that’s stupid because everyone deserves friends and I love you all so I’m going to pair you up with another Tumblr user and you will be penpals. 

Rules:

• Reblog once
• Must be an active blog
• Have to be a nice person
• Must contact your penpal on a regular basis (days)
• You will have to be willing to give contact information to your penpal e.g phone number or Facebook name, nothing too personal unless you don’t mind giving that information
• If you only like it I won’t count you
• Must be patient, give me time to pair you all
• I’ll message the url of your pair to you, and it’s basically up to you from there
• If you aren’t satisfied with your penpal then let me know, I’ll try switch for you 
• You have until Friday to reblog and then I will take the weekend to pair you up (you may only get messaged on Monday because of ask limit)  
• General rules apply

:-)